However goddamn disgustingly cliché that heading above what you are reading right now is, it is here to stay. What do you want from me? I am just getting started on this blogging thing all the kids (read; me) are doing these days. So you will read that heading and you will accept it in all its cheesy in-joke-from-before-the-eighties glamour. Gosh, you are so hard to please. I mean, it is 2016 – are memes still a thing you kids are into, or is it now only a thing you are into ironically? I mean, I don’t know what all this Pokémon Go stuff is all about, but if you do not find my content acceptable, I ask you to kindly Pokémon Go away. By staying here you are making things less cool by tainting everything with your prescence. Okay, that was a bit mean, but I only tell you this because I care about you. You are probably wondering where I am going with all this. The answer may not surprise you.